I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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