I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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