Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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