ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
