I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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