Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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