My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
two words...techno handjob
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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