Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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