I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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