Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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