Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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