so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
How's work?
Spinning.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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