she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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