I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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