You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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