If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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