I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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