Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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