I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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