Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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