Who did Billy Mays play for?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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