I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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