How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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