erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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