I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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