dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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