You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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