I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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