she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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