she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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