Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Randomize
