Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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