South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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