idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
