soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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