I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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