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I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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