You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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