Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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