Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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