i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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