I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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