woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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