This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I love how my cats smell like pot.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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