I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Randomize
