im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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