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Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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