guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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