Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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