32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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