Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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