Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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