I'm really into asian looking animals
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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